This is why I am afraid of dogs.
Clearly, this beast is trying to eat my face off. To be fair, the beast has a name. It is Big Mac. Someone mistakenly called him "Hamburger"--I liked it.
Doggies make XuMei VERY happy. If you look into her eyes just right you can see just how much she wants a dog. Someday, Love, Someday. We have to work on Daddy.
Many hours were spent performing unauthorized veterinary examinations on Big Mac. All of which he slept blissfully through.